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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2006|10:56 pm]
Claire
[Current Location |bed]
[mood |blahregretful]

The rough draft of my personal essay is due tomorrow. If it's not completed by third period, the final essay grade will be a letter less than what the paper would get if I had turned in the rough draft. It needs to be six pages long and I havn't started.

Fuck that.
I'm going to bed.
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2006|05:44 pm]
Claire






Say hello to my eye.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2006|07:23 pm]
Claire
It's always fun to make innapropriate comments at a family dinner.

Tonight it was my mom, dad, brother, grandma, and a cousin in his late thirties I think,
We were talking about the academy awards which we got into by talking about movies I guess. I don't really know.
But anyways..

My mom: You didn't think Jake Gyllenhaal was good in Brokeback Mountain?

My brother: No, he was like wooden..

Me: I bet he was!

Yeah so that's my story and people should IM me because I have no homework tonight and am bored off my ass.
A giraffeattack
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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2006|09:07 pm]
Claire
Why do sugar free lollipops get those holes in them and cut the inside of your mouth?
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EVIL LOLLIPOPS!
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2006|03:06 pm]
Claire
I went to the dentist today.
I got a toy.
It's a T-rex.
His name is Peter the dinosaur.
He fits safely in the front pocket of my backpack.
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NEW SCREEN NAME [Feb. 21st, 2006|08:10 pm]
Claire
a giraffeattack
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xxx [Feb. 17th, 2006|11:11 pm]
Claire
[music |Wonderwall -- Oasis]

because you want to know more more more about me...pshyeah you know you love that songCollapse )
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disneyland :: 01/30/06 [Feb. 6th, 2006|10:16 pm]
Claire
WARNING: Jenna's a camera whoreCollapse )

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yeah I kicked Kelli's ass
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2 :: Movie Quotes [Jan. 23rd, 2006|08:51 pm]
Claire
[music |No Sleep Tonight -- The Faders]

Ten movie quotes. Guess the movie each one is from. Comments will be screened so everyone has a fair chance. Whoever gets the most right can pat themself on the back.

1.You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.

2.He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo.

3.I'm the Marcia fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself.

4.I know. It's got to be that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars, over the fence world series kind of thing, right?

5.And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand.

6.Well, technically speaking, the operation is brain damage, but on a par with a night of heavy drinking. Nothing you'll miss.

7.Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

8.It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

9.He's got a client who shot his wife in the head six times. Six times, can you imagine it? I mean, even twice would be overdoing it, don't you think?

10.Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded.
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Claire much? [Jan. 19th, 2006|05:03 pm]
Claire
[music |Penny Lane -- Beatles]

-My name is Claire Elizabeth Kaplan
-My birthday is April 29
-I like making lists
-I need to stop biting my nails
-I'm a Jew
-I go to OPHS
-I hate mornings
-I'm allergic to cats
-I have a dog named Bernie
-I'm indecisive
-I'm afraid of needles
-and geese
-I'm not really ticklish
-I own at Texas Hold 'em
-I don't brush my hair
-I think Degrassi is the funniest show ever
-I love The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
-I listen to emo music
-I love reading good books
-I make shitty movies
-IM me at lovemexfearme
-I hate me screen name
-I think my new one might be Claireasaurus
-But maybe not cause thats lame
-I love earing
-But I hardly wear them
-I hate my nose
-My computer hates me
-I love getting mail
-I like pretty much everyone
-I don't think anyone could ever have enough friends
-I get bored really easily
-I love dinosaurs
-I love food
-Canadians are amazing
-Pretty Pretty Princess is the best game ever
-and i think i'm done

Question of the Day : What's one song I should download?
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